What do you charge?

Hey, you can't get scathingly witty writing like this for free. But I am reasonable. When I'm not menopausal.

What kind of writing services do you provide?

I'm always looking to add my column in new markets, so send me word if you're interested. And if you're looking to add a little humor to your website or blog, I'd be happy to work for you. And if you have a kiddie project in need of fun, contact me.

But how do I contact you?

Send an email to cathyhall55 (at) hotmail (dot) com. I'll send you an email back. Promise!

So, really, what's up with the goose?

Gladys and I go way back. And I love that goose. Really. But she's not nearly as funny a writer as I am.